@spencerpratt (Spencer Pratt)
About Spencer Pratt
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- Website: http://www.kingspencer.com
- Location: Kingspencer.com
- Bio: Professional eagle scout, time-traveler, and Elvis impersonator. Available for Bar Mitzvahs. But only on Tuesdays.
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Latest Tweet
07:04 September 08 @spencerpratt wrote:
Please read RT - this apology extends to all of you: http://tiny.cc/r8eea
- 06:48 September 08I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I'm an epic douche - and you deserve better.
- 02:15 September 08Google unveils psychic search. Oh my God they're in my BRAIN.
- 12:53 September 08Britney Spears being sued for abuse. I need to get in on that - Britney abused my ears for years.
- 10:35 September 083% of all tweets are about Justin Bieber. Well, I refuse to have any part in that! Wait -
- 10:45 September 07@realjeffreyross for American Idol judge! Without him, the panel will be far too talented recognizable!
- 07:47 September 07RIP Tupac. 14 years later, and we miss you more than ever.
- 01:51 September 06Early onset dementia. Also, feline diabetes. RT @madeleinedenha: what is wrong with you??
- 01:10 September 06Would love to give Karissa Shannon her sex tape back, but it's currently serving as the keystone of my awesome sex tape fort.
- 10:50 September 06Maybe if I threaten to release a solo sex tape, humanity will pay me $5million not to.
- 10:55 September 05John McCain angry that Obama has yet to visit South of his border. Of course - no one's visited South of McCain's border since 1943.
- 06:08 September 04Everything can be fixed with either flowers or duct tape. Except cancer.
- 11:30 September 04@Kanyewest apologizes to Taylor Swift for his ego - by talking about himself for 100+ tweets.
- 03:55 September 03is riding a bubblegum unicorn - harvesting your dreams.
- 02:18 September 03Snooki's new iPod app invites you to Spread Snooki. Hope it includes a free paper bag a handle of vodka.
- 06:36 September 02Congrats to @gousabid for hitting 1M supporters! Join me sign the petition to bring the #WorldCup to USA http://bit.ly/aMtinp
- 03:03 September 02Don't you hate it when people make don't-you-hate-it-when jokes?
- 09:33 September 02Rapper T.I. arrested for Ecstasy. Ecstasy? he said, Paris Hilton told me it was gum!
- 03:38 September 01Amateurs diss wordplay. Pros know it's the only way to reach wordclimax.
- 02:41 September 01Discovery Channel gunman obsessed with population control. Now I'm over Kate Gosselin too, but come on!





























































































